Yeah, sorry, dude, you just look like you’ve got a cocktail shrimp between your legs. You’re not fooling anybody.
But that’s ok. Not because I like small dicks, but because I’m full of SPH phone sex insults, guaranteed to make you cry like the little small-dicked bitch you undoubtedly are.
There’s a reason you’ve disappointed every woman who’s ever seen you naked, and we both know what it is. I can’t wait to tell you all about how I feel about small dicks and the losers who have them. It’s going to be so much fun, for me at least. I don’t really care how it is for you. You’re the kind of idiot who’ll take what he can get from a hot girl, and if humiliation is all you can get, you’ll take that, too. Dumbass.
I’m really looking forward to laughing at you and also having you do dumb shit to make me laugh even harder. SPH is more than just me insulting you. It’s making you do things to remind you that a.) I am in control and can make you do anything, and b.) you are totally beneath me and at the mercy of any whim I might have. It’s a valuable lesson for losers to learn.
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